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Abdu rabb joke

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Abdu rabb went to a bank to open a SB A / C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Abdurabbu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'

On romantic date Abdu rabb, s beevi asks him:
'Darling! On my birthday will you give me a ring?'
He said: '! Sure What's your phone no.?'

Abdurabb found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.

Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Abdurabb
He wrote: 'Due To Rain, No Match!'

What does Abdu rabb do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Abdu rabb & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Abdu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Abdu: Hot coffee $ 5 and cold coffee $ 10.
What happens when Abdu rbs wife delivers twins ????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child ... 
Manager asked Abdurabb at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Abdu replyed: -POSTBOX.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Abdu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife:! No Why?
Abdu :: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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Lecturer: I write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Abdu rabbwrites, "Gandhi was a great man, but I do not know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Abdu: its simple I will stop my imagination !!!.
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Abdu rab :: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Abdu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Abdu: "All are born on government holidays ... !!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Abdu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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